Am I REALLY Blind?! (Lie Detector Test!!)

Am I REALLY Blind?! (Lie Detector Test!!)


John: Are you blind Molly: yes [Intro Music] So if you’ve been around this channel for a while now You’re probably aware of our little conspiracy theorists in the comments who believe that I’m faking blind So today, once and for all, we’re gonna prove it and I mean, technically, I could just prove it by showing my, like, binder of medical records this thick, but I thought a more fun way to do it would be with a lie detector test That’s right. I am taking a legit polygraph exam So we’re on our way to go meet John. You might have seen him in Shane Dawson or the Dolan twins videos who’ve both done lie detectors with him and honestly, I’m stoked. Like, let’s do this! Although, I’m slightly nervous because I know they’re like inadmissible in a lot of courts because They’re not like 100% accurate? So I guess Maybe we’ll all be surprised today Also I have to pee so bad cuz you’re supposed to drink a ton of water before you do it I don’t know why. John just told me to drink a ton of water so now my bladder is very full Let’s go find John. Let’s go see if I am really blind. Are you excited to find out Jake? Jake: Yeah, it’s super exciting. You’ve been my friend for a while. Now. What is your theory? Jake: I don’t buy it. It’s all fake. I read the subreddit. Gallup. Are you ready to find out if mommy’s blind? If you’re a real guide dog? Hmm? Jake: Molly just asked me if my shoe is untied, and it is. Molly: And can we testify that I was not looking in your direction when I asked. [Jake: She wasn’t] Jake: (laughs) She was walking ahead of me and saying “Is your shoe untied?” I could hear it. Also, I said, like, we were looking for the bathroom and I was like “I think it’s down this way I can hear the bathroom music.” I was like we got there and I’m like see. Sounds like bathroom, doesn’t it? sounded like a bathroom Jake: Using those ears. Blind girl always knows. So the polygraph is to prove that I’m actually blind John: Well polygraph is the best truth-telling tool. John: I’ve been testing over 30 years. I’ve tested over 10,000 people Okay, I guess. Jake: Seems legit. It seems legit I’m ready I’m ready to prove once and for all that I can’t–can you like sense if I’m lying just by looking at me? John: No, we’re taught to ignore everything we see on the outside because people can teach themselves the right eye movements and hand movements and lean forward to show you’re an honest person [Molly: Interesting]
John: So we ignore that and go by what we see on our screen. Molly: So what is it testing? John: A polygraph is reading microscopic changes to your blood, sweat, and breathing as you answer yes or no questions And it’s a comparison test. We mix in questions we know you’re telling the truth Like “do you have a black dog?” and you’ll say “yes” We’ll see what your blood, sweat, and breathing does. We’ll ask “is today Tuesday?” and you’ll say “yes”. If it’s not Tuesday, we’ll catch that as a lie. I can show you on a screen what it’s going to look like Yeah, I’ll have them see it. [Jake: All right] Jake, you can- you can be the test. You can tell us what it’s lookin like. [Jake: I’ll check it out] We’re gonna be reading microscopic changes to your upper breathing, lower breathing, sweat, And blood pressure as you answer yes or no questions If I ask if you ever ate at McDonald’s and you say yes And that’s truthful. It might make a 1-inch green mountain, your sweat coming out But if I ask you something important and you lie on it, it might put out a lot more sweat What if I’m just a sweaty or anxious person in general? That’s why we ask you baseline questions. [Molly: Okay right, to get our specific, like, individual baseline] So we can see no matter how sweaty you are, or mad, or upset This is what your body does when you tell the truth. This is so cool I’m really big into like crime. That sounds creepy [Jake: Really into crime?] I’m really into, like, crime shows and crime documentaries and, like, true crime I know they do polygraphs a lot with criminals or suspected criminals People who are trying to prove that they’re innocent but polygraphs aren’t admissible into court, right? Well, that’s not so. You mentioned TV I’ve done about a thousand episodes of TV either doing the polygraphs on camera or off camera or just Supplying the equipment. As far as for court, they’re always allowed in federal court So I do a lot of immigration polygraphs. Local courts It’s up to the judge or up to the two people involved if they both stipulate to a polygraph They’ll send someone to me as a neutral polygrapher. What are things that could skew it? Like what are things that if you did, would like [Molly: Mess it up?] There’s only two ways to fail: lie or move We need you to sit like a statue and answer yes or no with your mouth only. If you shake your head yes or no The sweat at your fingertips will go up the same as if you’re lying If I were to ask you “Is your shirt red?” and it’s white But I tell you to say yes, that won’t show up as a lie. Polygraph needs fear of detection Well, if I was caught lying about being blind, that would be real bad. So Definitely don’t want to get caught lying about that. Luckily, I’m not. Let’s do it. All right, I’m gonna wire you up It goes in a special order: stomach, chest, left arm, right hand. [Molly: Okay.] This one’s for your belly It lets us know if you purposely hold your breath or if a question takes your breath away Either of those would be a fail We’re gonna put the blood pressure cuff on your left arm for the same reason doctors do. Oh my god, I’m getting stressed! It’s said to be closer to the heart so it’s a little more accurate. Most important, the sweat at the fingertips. So you’ve done David Dobrik, the Dolan twins, Shane Dawson JC and Kian Lawley, Faze clan, [checking off…] Rebecca Zamolo and many, many more Just checking off all the youtubers. You did Kylie Jenner? John: Sure You got to meet Kylie Jenner? John: Yep. I have done other Kardashian work Last couple of months tested Mark Wahlberg and Jennifer Garner, also. This is the business to be in if you want to meet celebs and youtubers Now you know what you should be when you grow up. This whole, like, sitting still thing’s gonna be real tricky for me Because everybody knows I’m such a hand talker. It’s like a very stressful thing even though I know I’m not gonna lie It’s just- is that normal? John: Everybody that takes a polygraph is nervous. Why do you have to drink a lot of water? We’re reading sweat at your fingertips and some people come in dehydrated. Ohh, so it’s a technique? Without moisture at your fingerprints, we lose the most important part of polygraph reading. All right, everything’s reading fine We can do the test. Jake: Oh we’re going! Look at that! These are pins: upper breathing, lower breathing, Um Blood pressure, and sweat. I’m going to pump her arm back up now, so we have blood pressure So with each answer, we’re watching the right edge. The smaller the green mountain, the better Molly: Are you gonna first ask some, like, questions that are true to get my baselines? John: Sure Do you live in California? Molly: I do. Oh wait, it’s only yes, right? John: Yes or no with no head movements Molly: I’m already not good at this. Okay. Jake: You’re already peaking! Do you live in California? Molly: Yes We’re watching her sweat output Made about a quarter-inch mountain. So I’m gonna Amplify it, make it easier to see. Do you live in Texas? Molly: No John: Good Jake: Whoa! [Jake laughs] John: It also says she’s holding her breath a little The breathing’s going flatline like a patient dying in a hospital and going- well now it’s back to normal Okay, so it’s time to start the real questions Do you have retinitis pigmentosa? Yes That’s true. Do you have nystagmus? Yes Are you lying when you say you have nystagmus? No True. Are you blind? Yes True. Did you grow up going to Sick Kids Hospital? Yes True. Do you have light perception? Yes True Do you have shadow perception? Yes True Can you read Braille? Yes True Have you ever stolen from a friend of yours? No True I’m a good friend. Did you lose most of your sight at 14? Yes True Can you drive a car on your own? No True Are you faking about your eyesight? No True Do you want to be cured? No Not so good, let’s ask it again. Interesting, this one I’m actually interested in because I believe I don’t want to be cured but, like, maybe somewhere deep inside me, I do Do you want to be cured? No True Were you badly bullied in school for being blind? Yes True Okay, that’s the series of questions. Jake: Seems legit! [Laughs] Well what do you think? Was it a good, like, strong reading? I’ve been testing over 30 years, there is zero chance you are lying when answering these questions Boom. Heard it here. Now everybody on reddit can calm down. Thank you! This was so fun I mean obviously, like, I knew I wasn’t gonna be lying so I was, like, confident but, like, you still don’t know. When you’ve never done a polygraph, you’re like, how does this work? Jake: Yeah. Molly: Maybe now we can all, like, squash the curiosity and confusion. If you want to see me do another polygraph And answer questions that you guys submit for me, I think John and I here would love to do that. Feel free to let me know if you want to see another polygraph answering your juicy deep dark questions You met all federal standards for a complete pass on the questions of importance. Look at me, I met all federal standards I think we can all now say that- I’m so glad you asked the question about me stealing from a friend I’m such a good friend. [Jake: That is a good question] That is a good question! Cuz that says a lot about a person. It was meant to be mildly embarrassing We ask it for a reason But it wasn’t embarrassing. John: You answered truthful. All unhooked! A truthful queen, we love a truthful queen! [Jake: Thanks so much.] Comment down below: Do you guys believe me now? Do you guys believe me now? [Jake: I don’t. I’m not convinced] The other day, my best friend Braden. You know Braden. Well, okay so I was telling him at Thanksgiving, cuz I spent Thanksgiving with his family, that I was gonna be doing this on Monday And as I’m telling him I’m doing a polygraph to prove that I’m blind, I fell down the stairs And he was, like, “Molly, do you really have to do a polygraph?” [Jake: Really have to do a polygraph?] People just need to spend time with you and they’ll be fine. Jake: There it is! John: This was a real test. [Jake: Certificate of legitness!] Molly: There it is Molly: I passed [Jake: You passed.] I’m a real blind person [Jake laughs] Jake: Ah, pull [Molly laughs] Jake: We’re getting there. Molly: Oops! He’s, like, “Glad to know I’m not just guiding this person around for nothing!” Jake: He’s glad he still has a job! Molly: Yeah! Jake: He’d be an out of work puppy! He’s like I gotta earn this kibble somehow, you know I want you guys to know it’s like after 3:00 in the afternoon and I have not eaten today cuz I’ve just been really busy and that’s so unhealthy, but Now, I’m just, like, I need this! So it’s really good and I’m looking forward to my broccoli and cheddar soup This is the Asiago bagel with onion and chive And it’s so warm and delicious so Not spons but highly recommend. Um, anyways now, that we know I’m not a liar and I don’t steal from my friends and I am blind I’m feeling good How do you feel about me not stealing from my friends? Jake: I was impressed. [Molly: Oh] It was good work. Gallup, on the other hand… Jake: He will steal from his friends’ plates. Molly: Yeah, he will steal cheese [Jake laughs] from friends, so. Jake: You should have seen him. The second you said “cheese,” he sat right up and looked at you [Jake laughs] Jake: He was, like, knocked out but he was like “What?” Molly: He was! He was knocked out. [Jake: You said what?] Sorry, I don’t have any. I’ll give you some when we go home [Scoffs] So high maintenance. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this video Like I said, let me know below if you want to see me do another lie detector test answering your, like, submitted questions Whatever you want to find out about me Cuz I’d be so down to do that. John’s a great guy and I feel, like, accomplished I feel like not many people get to do a lie detector in their lifetime, so. [Outro Music] I feel legit All right, I love you guys so very much! I’m gonna eat a bagel (Muffled) Bye!


100 thoughts on “Am I REALLY Blind?! (Lie Detector Test!!)

  1. I’m not fully blind but I I have really bad eyesight and need glasses a lot. I noticed how your eyes shake and my eyes do that too. Isn’t that weird?

  2. John: "The breathing's going flat lined like a patient dying in a hospital"
    Me: Are you saying she's dying, John?!

  3. Im not sure why people thought you were lying, I have been watching your videos and it takes you so long to blink for one and two your eyes slightly wiggle from side to side trying to catch focus constantly.

  4. id like to understand why she doesnt want to be cured is it cause shes been that way for so long its just comfortable and her life or that she will lose her uniqueness and her channel will fail id really like to know

  5. Molly: “you did Kylie Jenner?
    Him: “sure”
    Molly: “YOU GOT TO MEET KYLIE JENNER!”
    Him: “yup”

    LOLOLOL he’s so unenthusiastic😂😂

  6. This is a good video of him! Usually he looks annoyed and over it in other videos but you could tell he was a little more enthusiastic in Molly’s because she took the time to talk with him and gave him a chance to teach her viewers in the beginning 🙂 at least that’s what I think

  7. Why hasn’t anyone asked what you do if you genuinely don’t know the answer. Or if your answers a sometimes or a most of the time. Like, say someone identifies as a boy but very occasionally feels like a girl what would they say to the question “do you feel like a boy”?

  8. If you look at your eyes, they are 'vibrating' back in forth in an odd manner. Nothing evident unless you stare right at them. I have never seen anyones eyes ever do that.

  9. I didn’t think she was lying but the whole concept behind lie detector tests are super cool. But they aren’t admissible in most courts because of their somewhat interpretational results and the ability to “get by” them.

  10. Molly, I just want to tell you that I believe you cause ever since finding you on youtube I liked you cause I saw a beautiful attractive lady full of life. And I never doubted you. I understand too your educating everyone. God Bless you Molly.

  11. I'm really sick and I can,t get out of my bed and I'm going to pee my pants😁😬 yesterday it took me half an hour or an hour just to go to the bathroom and this has bin happening since Thursday omg im dead

  12. I’m not a hater but I’m pretty sure that blind people don’t blink because blind people don’t need to moisturize their eyes

  13. ✨⚡️💕❤️🌈👑🌈❤️💕⚡️✨
    90% of the comments are cursing and being like ”why are you people like that making her do this cause you don't believe her bla bla bla”
    The 1% is like ” nope no I do not believe her”
    And the final 9% is me be like ”ok🥺😐good 4 u mmhmm sure”
    🥰😭😆😐⚡️👑⚡️😐😆😭🥰

  14. The people who disliked this video are the people who thought she was lying and then saw this and got mad that they were proved wrong 😂

  15. She shouldn’t have had to do that in the first place. I hate that people doubt others disabilities. I’m sorry but I feel like if you are “faking” being blind you aren’t going to be as aware about the blind culture as molly is. You wouldn’t put time into learning Braille. Maybe a sociopath or a pathological lier would but I highly doubt it. Idk how to explain it but you can just tell. It’s sad that she literally had to prove to people that she is blind. She shouldn’t have to do that. Society sucks. Molly, I apologize on behalf of the stupid sighted people who doubted you.

  16. I was going to joke about that the dog is a paid actor and Molly is actually a service dog but then it hit me. Blind people can't see memes.

    But also, do you really need to see to appreciate memes? A lot of youtube meme-videos have voice in them.

  17. Molly your so pretty I love your hair I love your style 🤗 if I ever saw u in real life i would be so happy

  18. This girl shows you that disability isn't an inability. So don't things that happen in your life make you unable to move on, work hard and get there. Life is short, live it for yourself. Wake up in the morning and tell yourself am going to get there, am going to do it and yes I can do it. You given another chance to make your life better don't let yourself down. Love you all😊😊😊

  19. Your attitude is so heartwarming. The best thing you can be in life is a good example . Thank you for being yourself . For catching the wind in your sails. Thank you for being a good example !

  20. Why do all those celebs like Jennifer garner and mark Wahlberg go and take a lie detector test? Just for fun or what's the reason?

  21. When I was 8 I was getting bullied by some girls they made fun of me they embarrassed me.i was in grade 3 that time I wasn't really great at studying and I was so shy .so one day they got too far they made up names like loser family and stuff like that so went to our school principle and told her.thats when the great stuff started to happen they got detention for 1 week .then my parents hired a tutor for me.my tutor was nice then slowly slowly I got great at study now I am my teachers best student so when someone bullies you don't feel sorry for urself feel sorry for the person who has been bulling you coz they r finding them self a big deal.so if someone in school,collage anywhere bullies you stand up for urself and if ur sitting and watching some girls bulling someone go stand up for that person.thanku.

    AND WHOEVER IS BULLING MOLLY BURKE PLZ STOP .

  22. I don't think you have to prove anything to anyone. If they don't believe you're blind they are idiots! Love you Molly!

  23. The dude: Did you get bullied when you were in school?
    Molly: Yes
    Me: Didn't you go to a school for disabled? No one would bully you there

  24. Shes not blind. Is só obvius. She look right into the camera how a blind person could do that? You guys are so dumb.

  25. a blind person dont blink normal and she doesnt blink like a normal person does so that why i know shes not liying💕

  26. Molly, it's silly that you have doubters about blindness, but truly, you aren't like any other blind person I've known, and so I understand why people doubt. You're eyes move around quite naturally as though you were tracking visuals, your hand and body movements look natural, and you always are so beautifully dressed and made up, which is quite unexpected considering your disability. Your personality is bold, complex, approachable, and compelling, and clearly, you are embracing life. Thank you for sharing the unique Goddess creature that you are with the world! Your videos are fun and also educational. Truth is…I didn't watch this whole video because I simply didn't need proof that you can't see.

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