Uh, oh, great news
for sloppy seconds. The Bachelorette runner-up,
Tyler Cameron, was seen leaving
Hannah’s Los Angeles apartment on Friday morning. Just days later,
he was seen on a date -with model Gigi Hadid.
-(Leggero gasps) -(audience whoops, gasps)
-Whoa! You don’t care. They know when to “whoo,”
though. They’re like, “Ooh!” She invested nine weeks
of her time only to have someone hotter
take him away. What do we think of this?
Is it fair? I mean,
they have matching eyebrows. -(laughter)
-They do. So they’re off to a good start. I can’t believe Zayn
is out of the picture. -This is… I didn’t know.
-KASHER: No, I know. -I’m crushed.
-How is this a story about Tyler and, you know,
and his comeuppance and not a story about Gigi Hadid
hitting rock bottom? -How? How?
-Yeah. Yeah. -Also… -How do you go
from dating Zayn Malik to a runner-up on The Bachelor? She’s headed in one direction: -downhill.
-SPADE: Yes. (laughter and applause) No, can I just say… -every time I go to…
-Uh, downhill. Every time I go
to the grocery store and I see these people’s names
on magazines, I don’t understand
what’s happening. It’s like…
It reminds me of, like, when a ten-year-old
tells a story. They’re like,
“Claire and Jason took my ball, “and then, like,
Julie got really mad, and then Tyler (bleep)
Tyler Hadid.” Or what’s her…?
Couldn’t think of it. (laughter) -Tyler Hadid!
-I like it. That’s the name
of their love child. And with those brows,
their kid, you know, that kid could star
in The Chappo Swappo. (laughter) It’s back! The Bachelor is funny, though,
when, uh… Like, I love that they all fall
in love on these private planes, and then the cameras go off, and they all have to fly home
on Spirit. -You know? Like…
-(laughter and applause) They’re in an UberPool
on the way home going, “Wait.” “How are we going to maintain
this love?” They’re like,
“Is this love? I don’t know.”