During the Emmys, they spoiled
the finale of Game of Thrones, -and people were mad online.
-BAMFORD: Aw. -Which is ridiculous.
-Yeah. -Yeah. Like, how long are we supposed
to keep this secret, you know? Spoiler alert–
I’m not gonna watch it. -GRIFFIN: Yeah.
-Oh. -Hey. I-I hate
to let these people know that Bruce Willis was actually
dead in, uh, you know. No. Don’t say it. -Oh.
-In 12 Monkeys. When I see…
When people see a movie… Like, this weekend, I was going
to a movie, and the guy go… I saw it, and I go,
“Don’t tell me what happens,” and he goes,
“I’m gonna tell you something. This doesn’t gives
anything away.” And I go, “It always give
everything away.” They can’t help it.
People have to ruin it. -They’ve had months to watch it.
-Months. La Toya Jackson wins. What? No one even remembers
what Game of Thrones is, but I will tell you that
Dinklage… You know, he won– -the guy in the middle.
-GRIFFIN: Yeah. SPADE:
And, uh, he looks cool there. GRIFFIN:
Look, if a straight white male’s gonna win,
he’s got to have something up. -You know what I mean?
-BAMFORD: Yeah. -SPADE: Yeah. Yeah. And that is that
-Yeah. People were saying to me
last night, “Hey, good job. Dinklage won.”
I go, “What does that mean?” (laughter) You mean leading man won?
That’s good for me? And he goes, “Just you…”
I’m not… That’s not… It’s a short joke, to me. And I go,
“It’s not exactly the same.” You know what I mean?
Like, it’s not… Let’s be cool. What, are you Shaquille O’Neal
compared to him right now? -(laughter)
-I, one time, saw– -no, I shouldn’t do this–
but I saw… -(laughter) -No, no. Go ahead. So funny.
-It was, like… it was someone, uh, that was
sort of, uh, like, this size, and then it…
but he was with… -and I was drunk…
-So it was Tom Cruise? (laughter, whooping) -(applause, cheering)
-I wish. I’m a dead man. I’m dead now. He was a little person,
but I was drunk, and he was with Mini-Me,
the guy from Austin Powers. -BAMFORD: Oh. -So I thought
it was, like, his dad -and that I was huge,
because Mini-Me -(laughter) was only half…
Mini-Me is the size of a baby. -All right one of the winners
from last night -(laughter) -is on the phone.
-That’s called a transition. Yeah. I don’t even know
what I’m doing. Uh, from Fleabag. Uh, we called up a friend
of the show Brett Gelman. He was here last week.
Is he on the phone? -Yeah. Hey.
-(applause, whistling) Hi, David. Hey, everybody. Did you happen to hear
all that shit I just said? (laughs):
I did, I did. It’s, uh, it’s very problematic. -(laughter)
-No, it’s great. It’s great. Brad, I got
a few quick questions. I know you’re… not that busy. -(laughter)
-Um, when the show wins, does everybody get an Emmy? Do you at least get, like, a key chain-sized one
or something? Uh, no. No, no, no, no. No, I held it for a little bit, and, like, I think
I might have stabbed myself, but other than that,
no, I didn’t get one. -Oh, for real? You don’t…
-Just the show. Oh, it’s the show, but doesn’t
that mean everybody gets one? I got it in my heart,
I got it in my heart. -(laughter)
-Aw. -Oh. I guess that’s kind of the same. Yeah, right? Are you… Did he hang up? -GELMAN: No, I’m here.
-Hey, did you… are you friends with that girl Phoebe? -Yeah, of course.
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah.
-Okay, can you patch her in? -Good friends.
-(laughter) Um, no, but, Brett, honestly, what number are you
on the call sheet? I mean, I don’t know,
like, five or six, I think. That’s pretty good. -Yeah. -There’s
only four people in the cast. (laughter, applause) -Now…
-I’m a dick. I’m sorry. in Grown-Ups, I was 12,
and there was only five of us. -(laughter) -I think
that was a contract thing. On Stranger Things, no joke,
I think I’m, like, 74. -(laughter)
-Oh, right. You’re on so many shows.
You’re on Stranger Things -and what else? -Um, I’m
on a show called Mr. Mercedes. -Oh, yeah.
-I’m on this show… -I’m on this show right now.
That’s great. -That’s right. -Yeah.
-(cheering, applause) Yeah! Well, we’re
obviously screwing around. Congratulations.
It’s a big deal. Fleabag’s a huge show. And, uh,
thanks for calling in, Brett. You can screw around.
You can screw around. That’s all right. But we’ll see
you here in a couple of weeks. -All right.
-Congratulations, Brett. -Thanks, buddy.
-All right, thanks, man.