Modern Educayshun

Modern Educayshun

Welcome. Ignore that. It will end. Now, our first question 1 + 1 Yes Two Incorrect Yes? Multiculturalism. Well done, Simon. Next question What is 3 x 3? Yes? 9? Wrong! Yes, Penelope. Gender equality? Very good, Penelope. Is this a joke? You think gender equality is a joke? No, but isn’t this a math class? Don’t be so racist! I just asked a question! We don’t ask questions! Questions are offensive! Yeah! Now students, I trust you have all completed your research assignments. And remember the person with the highest mark will be flying to New York to present their paper at the World Mathematic Summit. Well done, Penelope. 6/10. You too, Simon. 6/10. Hey! Be careful! You’ve been staring at her for ten seconds! What? It is a form of harassment to stare at a woman for more than 15 seconds straight! And when I use the term straight, I don’t want to offend any persons of a non-traditional sexual preference. And when I use the term “non-traditional”, I don’t mean to offend any persons who oppose… historically normalized… OK, I get it! Unfortunately, Sunshine, your research assignment is only worth a 1/10. I’ve used Fourier transform in mathematical methods in electronics to analyze the electro-diagrams of at risk patients and calculate their risk of experiencing a heart attack. I mean, it’s a new method but it could potentially save thousands of lives. 7. You barely even read it. You used red pen. What? Red is considered offensive in many religions. Why would you belittle everything down to a singular color… …when humanity is a rainbow of beauty and spirituality? Yeah! OK, fine, 7/10! But that still means I get to go to the summit, right? The marking process isn’t over yet. Now, because we live in a society based on equality The total amount of marks ought to be divided equally among our students. You’ve got to be kidding me! Well done, students, we’re all equal We’re all average! Yay! But then who gets to go to the summit? We haven’t added our privilege points yet! Don’t you know anything? That is correct. Now, Penelope, you are female, so that’s +1 privilege point. However you are white, so that’s -1. I’m also bisexual. +1, that leaves you with a total score of 6/10. Simon, unfortunately you’re straight, white and male and cis-gender… Yes, so that’s -4 privilege points, which leaves you with a total score of 1. It’s only fair. Now, you. You’re male and I don’t like you, so that’s -2 privilege points But you are brown and sexually ambiguous. So that’s +2. That leaves you with a total score of 5. Wait, why am I sexually ambiguous? And finally Sunshine! Hum… I’m gay, I’m trans, I’m asian I’m overweight, I’m lower class, I’m unintelligent, unattractive I’ve got hairs on my nipples And I also got body odor. And I can’t really run properly or tie my shoelaces by myself. And I once watched a pigeon die. Wonderful, Sunshine. That’s 13 privilege points! That leaves you with a total score of 18/10! Well done, Sunshine, you’re going to New York! Hurray Sunshine! We knew you could do it! Let me see this! They’ve just written “Equality” and drawn love hearts on a piece of paper! He expressed himself and it’s beautiful! He didn’t even spell “Equality” correctly! We don’t discriminate! This has nothing to do with mathematics! You think you’re so great with your maths and your science and your facts? What about feelings, huh? Yeah, feelings are more important than facts! Yeah! This is wrong! You’re all crazy! Stop violating me with your different opinion! I have the right to speak my mind! No, we have the right not to be offended! And that’s more important! And if you don’t stop verbally assaulting us, we will be forced to attack you in self-defense! You can’t do that. Actually, we have every right to do so. And it’s illegal for you to fight back. Yeah! This is insane. Prepare to die, and know that social justice won. Death! Sunshine! Welcome! Ignore that, it will end.

100 thoughts on “Modern Educayshun

  1. Run, Run на хрен от туда, если у нас только попробуют токое ввести, то массовую резню всех не традиционных будет не остановить. Вас наверное тоже хотят стравить

  2. Honestly, this state of affairs has long begun to annoy. People began to shut up when expressing personal opinions. It's great that they made such a video.

  3. From where I live, this sort of thing doesnt exist and if it does, it barely makes coverage, which I am glad for. On the other hand, seeing how this is almost too real of Western Education, its kinda creepy if somehow Asian countries will copy this trend.

  4. This is why school is shit.
    This shows how almost every school is EquALi is fake years ago man were over woman Now Woman are over Man i want to be equal

  5. Seattle has already done this sort of thing with their mathematics. They thinks math is racist. I can’t make this shit up.

  6. I hate this little Indian cunts humour. Wish he’d just go back to India because he’s not funny making these anti SJW videos. Fuck u

  7. Schools: If a bully fights you talk to us, worst case scenario fight back
    Me: Ok I am going to fight back
    School: You cant, it is illegal

  8. Is it really that bad with tolerance and equality in western world? Well, I'm Russian, and to me this video looks like a pretentious exaggerated mill-fighting comedy.

  9. Thank you so much for this truth saying and brilliant video! This is exactly how I feel between people nowadays, at school or at work, or even outside, it doesn't matter. This is what happens when women come to power. We need to stop feminism. The society has gone CRAZY. We live in The End Times. I have no words to fully cover what I feel about this video other than it completely summarizes everything that happens in the world. It has many, many messages included. You are a true GENIUS, Neel Kolhatkar!

  10. Anyone who says “this is happening now” is evidence that this isn’t happening now, because you have the freedom to say it. Idiots.

  11. Things Learned
    1. Education system is broken
    2. Social system is broken
    3. Gender is broken
    4. Mankind is broken

    Stay in doors, find a way to counter all the broke in this life.
    Die and hope that future generations will find a cure to this non sense.

    Alternative Choice
    Apocalyptic event triggers bringing humans back to the stone age.
    But this time, start it off right.
    By right, means that the outcome isn't the now.

  12. Revisiting this video 4 yrs after it was posted, and man this makes me lose 99% of my faith in humanity living peace with each other.

  13. I agreed with everything except the brown part. Reperations or stopping red lighting and they chose reperations. Ain't minorities fault.

  14. Feel bad for the Asian boi ish and for the main boi but the other 3 I would punch them in the face 10 times if it was real

  15. 2015: Hahaha! This is funny! Thankfully this will never happen though.
    2016: haha…too real.
    2017: Heh.
    2019: …oh no.

  16. Person in a conservative's class: "Hey, maybe don't be racist"

    Conservative: Goes on to make this cringe fest.

  17. I fear this is where education is actually headed…I am a thoroughly secular person and I want to homeschool my kids…

  18. "isn't this math class"
    "StOp BeInG sO rAcIst"
    wait is this a real video

  19. Pls tag all the following communities here:
    1. Feminist
    2. Toxic Men
    3. LGBTQ
    4. Ppl who celebrate gender identity disorder.
    5. Woman who recklessly have sex then kill babies when get pregnant.
    6. SJW
    7. Kardashians

  20. I may or may not have said this before: either way, this is an absolute gem. It doesn't just skewer the excesses of modern-day PC/ SJW/ Woke "culture" – it lances it with a hypodermic needle. 

    Superbly imagined, realised and acted.

  21. People really be stressing out about offending each other with words while homeless people and drug/alcohol addicts are out there dying each year and nobody is doing nothing about it.

  22. We are still fighting it but for how long. This video is no longer a comedy.

  23. sad in 2015, people thought this wont happen…
    2019, and people are frustrated that this happened.
    when did this develop between 2015 and 2019?

  24. Welcome in 2010s in this decade democracy die and communism secretly coming back by this shits all shit that happened today is thanks to communism this is horrible this is not democracy this is not freedom thats orwell future 1984 but 35 years later we need destroy this and give back great 2000s democracy

  25. 2015: Our right to not be offended trumps your right to free speech is a joke

    2018: Kathy Newman literally uses this argument in a debate against Jordan Peterson on Channel 4 news

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