NBA Player Nick Young Tries His Hand at Stand-Up – Lights Out with David Spade

NBA Player Nick Young Tries His Hand at Stand-Up – Lights Out with David Spade


What’s up? I’m Nick “Swaggy P” Young, never tried
to do standup comedy, but I believe I was made
for this type of thing. Are you getting nervous yet?
Or you don’t get nervous? Oh man, I’m so nervous. I know it’s sick,
it makes me sick. It’s so great. I still get nervous
when I’m up there, but we’ll try to feed
you good stuff. Hopefully I don’t get booed
off stage. You’ve got your ear piece in,
just say everything. Say it word for word, so we know
we get the joke right. You don’t hear it, just pause,
we’ll realize you don’t hear it, and we’ll just say it again
loud as we can. Let’s have some serious love
for Nick Young, AKA
Swaggy P. How you all doing? My name is Nick Young. My name is Nick Young. I was named after my dad,
Nick Old. I was named after my dad,
Nick Old. Uh-oh. And I was named after my dad,
Nick Old. Oh, okay. Very good. I’m killing you all right now,
I am. I don’t want to brag- I don’t want to brag,
I don’t want to brag too much- But I’m the 48th greatest player
in Lakers history. But I’m the 48th greatest player
in Laker history, and you all know me,
you all know me in here. That’s crazy. I’m one of the smartest players
in the NBA. This mic is messing me up. I’m one of the smartest players
in the NBA. I know you all
won’t believe this, but I’m one of
the smartest players in NBA. Just by believing
the earth is round. Just because I believe
the earth is round. Yes, yes. Yes.
He killed, he killed. I have three kids. Man, I’ve got three kids. Two of them are pretty cool. Two of them is cool. Guess what, I’m going to be
in Space Jam Two. What’d you say? I’m going to be
in Space Jam Two. Oh, you heard I’m going to be
in Space Jam Two right? I play Elmer Fudd. I’m going to play Elmer Fudd. I can wave a gun around without
getting shot by the cops. Next joke give me
a new joke mic. A lot of pro athletes go broke. You know a lot of athletes,
you know, they go broke after- That’s why I’m careful to buy
only three helicopters a week. That’s why I’m careful with just
two helicopters at my house right here. Close enough.
I’m a lot like chicken. I’m a lot like chicken. Because I really got (bleep)
By the Nuggets. He likes it, yeah. Nah, I’m a lot like chicken because, you know,
I really got (bleep) By the Nuggets. Let’s get him off. Thank you guys, I’ve got to go,
thank you very much, that’s it. All right man, that was my time. I knew you all liked
that last joke, thank you all. Oh, he did a great job.
He did great. Swaggy P.
Thank you, thank you. That was touch
and go for a minute. That was unbelievable. Dude you fucking nailed it. That was unbelievable. You nailed it.
That was so cool. Y’all almost kille me. That was incredible. That was so cool.


83 thoughts on “NBA Player Nick Young Tries His Hand at Stand-Up – Lights Out with David Spade

  1. Aww that’s hard to do! So good job Nick at givin it your best! I’m lovin’ David in late night now. Thanks for the laughs; been a fan going on 27 now since I was a kid watching tommy boy when my mom wasn’t around 💕🙌 gotta thank my dad for that hehe.

  2. This is the shows best segment. They need to feed more one-liners though. I feel like there's an awakward silence while they wait to feed a punchline

  3. What a good sport he is. His laughter is contagious. These skits are so fun. Gives people an appreciation for how difficult stand-up really is.

  4. That was fucking hilarious! He did a great job at setting up the jokes even though he was about ready to start laughing.

  5. i like that he did not say that elmer fudd joke fully about waving the gun… and the cops… that joke was out of line

  6. There’s a little trouble with the pause when they’re waiting for the second line. But otherwise, this segment is a goldmine!!!

  7. David spade is a little cupcake they would never have gotten laid in his life if he didn’t have money… No, that’s not a joke.

  8. spades gay grapes are the fact that David spade isn't a good comedian an they can't write jokes only joke about bein on funny

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