Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos
announced a new plan to help combat climate change. And reporters asked, “Hey, dude,
where’s that dick pic? “Don’t try
to change the subject on us. “We did not forget. “Cough it up,
we’ll get out of here. Dick pick…” Hey, it was very unprofessional. El Camino,
the Breaking Bad movie, will be in theaters,
but only for one weekend. They shouldn’t brag about that. A lot of my movies do that.
They just… I don’t announce it
ahead of time. Ain’t cool. A YouTuber was arrested
after trying to film Area 51. He’ll have no problem
finding someone to smash his “like” button
in jail. A sex joke. You got it. You got it. Filthy joke. NBC is holding
a special theater screening for a new episode
of Dateline for superfans. This is huge. This is like
the Avengers of Housewives getting pushed off a boat. (laughter) I like that one. Ralph Lauren released a fashion
tribute to Rachel from Friends. If you think that’s cool, wait till you see the Joe Dirt
collection at Goodwill. (laughter,
applause and cheering) The new 2020 line. Got some real eye-catchers. Lay’s Potato Chips are
redesigning their bags for the first time in 12 years. Somewhere, R. Kelly just
popped up like a meerkat. “12?” (laughter, groaning) (applause) Physical bit. Mark… Uh, music producer
Mark Ronson says he identifies as a sapiosexual, which means he’s attracted
to people of high intelligence. -GLASER: Ugh.
-If you had to look… (laughter) I thought it meant that he… I thought you meant
he’s gonna (bleep) a monkey. I really am so happy
that that’s what it was. Oh. I was gonna say, if you have
to look up what it means, he’s not interested, but… I just like
that Nikki goes, “Ugh.” -Yeah.
-So gross. SPADE (laughing):
It’s… it’s so gross. Well, porn star
Bridget the Midget was arrested for allegedly stabbing
her boyfriend in the leg. I mean, honestly, where else is
she stabbing this guy, you know? It’s the leg,
the foot, the knee.