Stephen And A Team Of Expert Builders Get Started On Trump’s Wall

Stephen And A Team Of Expert Builders Get Started On Trump’s Wall


WELL, IT’S DAY 50 OF THE TRUMP
PRESIDENCY– ( LAUGHTER )
THAT’S NOT A JOKE YET. ( LAUGHTER )
AND HIS SIGNATURE PROJECT, THE WALL ON THE SOUTHERN BORDER, IS
MOVING RIGHT ALONG. THE DUE DATE FOR CONTRACTORS TO
SUBMIT PROTOTYPES IS TODAY. BECAUSE THE WALL IS ABOUT TO
BECOME A REALITY, I DECIDED TO MEET WITH SOME ACTUAL EXPERTS ON
BUILDING TO LEARN WHAT’S IT GOING TO TAKE TO MAKE IT? AMERICA’S SOUTHERN BORDER HAS
BEEN A HOT BUTTON ISSUE FOR YEARS AND NOW PRESIDENT TRUMP IS
PUSHING FORWARD ON HIS CAMPAIGN PROMISE TO BUILD A WALL, BUT
THIS IS PRETTY MUCH ALL WE KNOW ABOUT IT:
>>THAT WALL IS GOING TO BE SO BIG AND SO STRONG, AND SO
POWERFUL, IMPENETRABLE, PHYSICAL, TALL, POWERFUL. IT WILL BE A BIG WALL, A
BEAUTIFUL WALL, AND WE’RE GOING TO NAME IS TRUMP SOME DAY,
MAYBE, RIGHT? AND MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE
WALL.>>Stephen: SO I SAT DOWN WITH
FOUR EXPERTS TO LEARN WHAT A 2,000-MILE BORDER WALL LOOKS
LIKE AND HOW MUCH IT COSTS.>>I’M AN ARCHITECT. I PRACTICE IN NEW YORK CITY.>>I’M A LISCENCED ENGINEER IN
NEW YORK AND CONNECTICUT.>>I’M A CONCRETE GUY. I OWN A CONCRETE BUSINESS.>>I’M AN INTERIOR DESIGNER IN
NEW YORK.>>Stephen: AS YOU ALL KNOW,
DONALD TRUMP HAS SIGNED THE ORDER TO CREATE THE BORDER WALL
BETWEEN THE UNITED STATES AND MEXICO TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE. NOW, DURING THE G.O.P. DEBATE IN
HOUSTON, TRUMP SAID THIS:>>THIS IS A WALL THAT’S A HECK
OF A LOT HIGHER THAN THE CEILING YOU’RE LOOKING AT. THIS IS A WALL THAT’S GOING TO
WORK.>>Stephen: OKAY, NOW, THE
CEILING OF THE VENUE HE WAS IN WAS ABOUT 80 FEET HIGH, OKAY, SO
A HECK OF A LOT HIGHER THAN 80 FEET. NOW, I’M NOT AN ARCHITECT. DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT “A
HECK OF A” REPRESENTS?>>100 FEET IS PROABLY A “HECK
OF A” LOT HIGHER THAN 80 FEET.>>Stephen: “A HECK OF” A IS
ONE-HALF AN ASSLOAD. ONE-HALF AN ASSLOAD EQUALS 20
FEET. OK, SO WE’RE TALKING ABOUT A
100-FOOT-TALL WALL. CHRISTINE, YOU’RE AN ENGINEER. WHAT DO YOU NEED TO DO TO CREATE
A WALL 100 FEET HIGH?>>IF IT’S 100 FEET HIGH, THEN
YOUR POSTS WOULD ENTER THE EARTH ABOUT TWO-THIRDS OF THAT. AND
THEN IN BETWEEN, YOU WOULD RIG UP PRE-CAST CONCRETE PANELS,
WHICH WOULD PROBABLY BE THE CHEAPEST.>>Stephen: AND CONCRETE GUY. LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH
CONCRETE THAT IS.>>YEAH, WE WOULD CALCULATE
SOMETHING ABOUT, UH, 200 MILLION CUBIC YARDS OF CONCRETE.>>Stephen: WHAT DOES A YARD OF
CONCRETE COST?>>WELL, THIS AREA? PROBABLY ABOUT $2,000.>>Stephen: 200 MILLION TIMES
$2,000 A YARD.>>YOU’VE GOT $400 BILLION.>>Stephen: $400 BILLION.>>AND THAT’S ALL IN CONCRETE
>>NO, I DON’T THINK WE CAN DO THAT, BECAUSE IF THAT’S THE
VALUE OF THE CONCRETE, WE CAME UP IN A PRIOR EFFORT THE NUMBER
OF APPROXIMATELY $985 BILLION TOTAL.>>Stephen: NOW, WAIT A SECOND. WHERE DOES THAT COME FROM?>>ALL THE LABOR INVOLVED, ALL
THE OVERHEAD.>>EXCAVATION.>>PORTABLE CONCRETE PLANTS.>>DEWATERING.>>SWAMPS, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT
YOU’RE DEALING WITH.>>YOU MIGHT HAVE A MOBILE
FORGE.>>WHEN A WALL STICKS UP OUT OF
THE GROUND–>>Stephen: HMMM. I DON’T THINK WE CAN SHOW THAT
ON CBS, BY THE WAY.>>IF A WALL STICKS UP OUT OF
THE GROUND–>>Stephen: AGAIN, I DON’T
THINK– I’LL PICTURE IT. SO WHAT’S YOUR NEW NUMBER?>>ABOUT A TRILLION, CLOSE TO.>>Stephen: CALL IT $1 TRILLION.>>I HAD READ THAT LESS THAN
HALF OF THE LENGTH OF THE BORDER IS ACTUALLY COVERED ON OUR SIDE
WITH PARALLEL ROADS.>>Stephen: PROBABLYICISM TO
JUST BUILD A $2,000 HIGHWAY WHILE WE’RE DOING IT. ANY IDEA WHAT IT WOULD COST?>>I WOULD SAY ABOUT THE SAME
PRICE IT WOULD COST TO BUILD A WALL.>>Stephen: OKAY, SO PLUS
ANOTHER TRILLION, BECAUSE WHAT IS A HIGHWAY, IF NOT A WALL ON
ITS SIDE? SO IF WE DO JUST ONE CREW OF 40
LABORERS, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO BUILD THE WALL?>>742 YEARS. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: LET’S TRY TO GET THAT NUMBER DOWN. WE GOTTA GET THAT DOWN.>>IF WE GOTTA DO IT IN FOUR
YEARS–>>Stephen: WE GOT THREE YEARS
AND 11 MONTHS, RIGHT? WE HAVE THREE YEARS AND 11
MONTHS OF THE FIRST TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.>>THAT WOULD BE 8,000 PEOPLE.>>Stephen: HOW MANY WORKERS
DOES IT TAKE TO BUILD THE HIGHWAY?>>PROBABLY HALF OF THAT, 4,000.>>Stephen: 4,000? LET’S MAKE THIS 12,000 WORKERS
ALL TOGETHER.>>THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.>>Stephen: THE GREAT WALL OF
CHINA RESULTED IN 400,000 DEATHS OF THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON IT. HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL DIE MAKING
THIS?>>YOU PROBABLY CAN KEEP IT DOWN
TO MAYBE, LIKE, 100 A MONTH.>>Stephen: 100 A MONTH IS
THE MOST YOU’D WANT.>>100 TIMES 12 TIMES– HOW MANY
YEARS?>>Stephen: CALL IT FOUR YEARS,
YEAH.>>ABOUT 4,800
>>Stephen: 4,800 PEOPLE DIE. 4,800 PEOPLE DEAD. THAT’S MORE THAN A THIRD OF THE
WORK FORCE.>>I DON’T KNOW WHY ANYBODY HAS
TO DIE. NOBODY IS GOING TO DIE.>>Stephen: OBVIOUSLY, NOBODY
WANTS ANYONE TO DIE. WE JUST HAVE TO BE REALISTIC
HERE. LET’S BUMP THIS UP TO, LIKE,
20,000, JUST TO HAVE SOME SPARES.>>THAT’S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.>>Stephen: PROBABLY A GOOD
IDEA. DONALD TRUMP HAS SAID THAT THIS
WILL BE A BIG, BEAUTIFUL WALL, OKAY? ROBERT, WHAT IS THE QUICKEST WAY
TO MAKE CONCRETE LOOK BEAUTIFUL?>>ONE OF OUR DESIGN CONCEPTS
WAS TO MAYBE TURN THIS UGLY WALL INTO AN OUTDOOR RECREATION PARK,
AND WE THOUGHT A BIG ROCK- CLIMBING WALL. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) WHAT ELSE MIGHT YOU DO WITH A
100-FOOT WALL?>>Stephen: I LOVE THE IDEA OF A
ROCK-CLIMBING WALL, EXCEPT IT’S ANTITHETICAL TO A
WALL YOU CAN’T CLIMB TO MAKE IT INTO A CLIMBING WALL. SO THANK YOU, BUT LET’S MOVE ON.>>SO, ONE OTHER IDEA COULD BE
TO WALLPAPER THE WALL.>>Stephen: I HADN’T THOUGHT
ABOUT THAT. I HADN’T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.>>IT MIGHT BE PRETTY.>>Stephen: I LOVE PRETTY
>>I DID A CALCULATION ON NUMBER OF ROLLS OF WALLPAPER AS WELL.>>Stephen: PLEASE.>>I CAME OUT WITH ABOUT 27
MILLION ROLLS FOR ONE SIDE.>>Stephen: WE GOTTA DO BOTH
SIDES HERE.>>THAT’S ABOUT 54 MILLION
ROLLS.>>Stephen: 54 MILLION ROLLS
>>BUT I WOULD JUST SAY IF WE NEED TO DO SOME PATTERN
MATCHING, FORGET IT. YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO MATCH THE
REPEAT OF THE WALLPAPER PATTERN SO THAT THE SEAMS MATCH UP. SO LET’S ADD ANOTHER 50% ON TO
THAT JUST TO BE SAFE.>>Stephen: 50% MORE PAPER? CALL IT 100 MILLION ROLLS. NOW THAT WE KNEW HOW MUCH THE
WALL COSTS, WE HAD TO GET SOMEBODY TO PAY FOR IT.>>HELLO, MEXICAN CONSOLATE. CAN I HELP YOU? ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: HI, IS THIS MEXICO?>>YES, CAN I HELP YOU?>>Stephen: HI, YES, THIS IS
STEPHEN COLBERT FROM “THE LATE SHOW” AT CBS. CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER,
PLEASE?>>NO, I’M SORRY. JUST GIVE ME YOUR MESSAGE,
PLEASE.>>Stephen: SURE. THE MESSAGE IS THIS IS STEPHEN
COLBERT FROM “THE LATE SHOW.” WE’RE TRYING TO COME UP WITH
JUST SOME ROUGH NUMBERS. OBVIOUSLY, DON’T HOLD MY FEET TO
THE FIRE OVER THIS, BUT WE HAVE A ROUGH NUMBER OF ABOUT
$2 TRILLION DOLLARS TO BUILD THE BORDER WALL, AND I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU HAD THAT IN PETTY CASH RIGHT NOW, OKAY?>>OKAY…>>Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
IF YOU COULD JUST TELL MEXICO, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. ( LAUGHTER )
MAN, MEXICO IS GOING TO BE PISSED. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH FELICITY HUFFMAN.


100 thoughts on “Stephen And A Team Of Expert Builders Get Started On Trump’s Wall

  1. SINCE THE CHURCH OBVIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT A DOUBLE MINDED PRESIDENT CAN'T AFFECT THEM IT MIGHT BEHOVE THEM TO DO A BETTER JOB AT PROTECTING THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS THAT HAS FALLEN PREY TO THEIR DOUBLE MINDED MAN OF GOD PAULA!

  2. The wall just isn't American. It just doesn't seem American to wall off the U.S. And it doesn't seem necessary. Can't this problem be solved even better and cheaper by hiring a lot more border security? I'm sure there's plenty of people on the border who would jump at the chance to protect their city and get support to do it. The wall just seems wrong!

  3. in an attempt TO UNSEE what I have seeeeen, I am going BACKWARDS through the vine of hideos I have watched concerning El Cheeto getting to sit in the President's Chair – lol… look at that. I accidentally typed hideos. kinda fitting . I think i'll keep it. HIDEOUS VIDEOS…HIDEOS. yes I am yelling. I want noooo more of the bigly orangey troll.

    Make it go A W A Y.

  4. We need to send more drugs and sell more people to come up with the money. Its going to take us some time ok. Just grab a seat while we get on it!
    MEXICO

  5. As a male feminist alsp myself i agree, the wall would pay for itself and be greater than Mecca, if it incorporated a small cage for visitors to come see Hillary safely sitting inside of it. Might not be president, but she could be the 1st woman living inside of our greatest national monument! Come on folks!!

  6. 0:40 if you think about, Trump talks about the wall, like a little man, with a 3" penis, talks about his penis enlargement surgery, that he's scheduled in the future at some imaginary time in his head 😆

  7. Ahh trumpiss has no idea about this, he might be piss, how the team miss this and now Mexico may not acomplish all the money that is needed. OMGish. LOLOLOLOL

  8. You know I think the democrats were on to something with the idea that we could secure our border with drones instead of a wall. It’s just $117,000 per illegal immigrant stoped seams kind of expensive. But hey maybe Lockheed Martin will give us a bulk discount.

  9. The wall will be around 30 feet tall, so go ahead and divide the cost by 3.33…. No surprise they base their entire argument on a joke that Trump made and made the figure astronomically high to push their leftist agenda.

  10. 第六感电影,可以掽按鈕上下或写或按输入电腦,,,。
    放心,善世界再按下而巡礼,,,囉。
    兩处也可交替換,,,陣列型。

  11. Why not just a five thousand U.S. border control officers with radars, arms and choppers? That's twenty-thirty thousand officers in total. It cost approximately a two billion dollars per year.

  12. Just a bit more than 2 years later; No wall…..no wall, no health care, no budget, no plan, no sense……45 wants to be remembered for being the absolute #1 President of all time, and frankly he will, the #1 worst President to ever have held office.

  13. Stephen is hilarious but it's TRUE and I'm sure Mexico is already pissed. I apologize for my country. I had a very dear friend who was Mexicana and I loved her dearly and visited her in Mexico twice. She died a few years ago. I miss her deeply but I am glad she did not see this!

  14. All the drumphsters who want a wall should be obligated to go down to the border and volunteer to build it, they are willing to volunteer to be border guards well drumphsters you want it? you build it and you pay for it.

  15. Yeah….BUILD THE WALL seems a little more complicated than MEXICO IS GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL.

    Ain't it, Trump Sir…???

  16. A wall to make America great again…. That's hilarious, but also indicates trumps shallow frame of mind.
    Get gid if this idiot fast!! This Idiot contols at least 4000 nuclear bombs….

  17. 叔叔,鸽子看多了,更有取小財小利而沒了他人国和民,且困屯,,,SO。也有为皮鞋軍裝—奌军糧,使国滅和国民困屯,,,也看多了搞後假慈悲以光鲜姿熊使人人敬仰,,,SO,惡境惡人多,,,。
    对了,可以研究惡極人的腦思想嗎,,,??,从腦連肌眼下部肌,装上微LED,电缐体多装电池,,,LED眼肉俠,,,然後充电座电流循睘,天使长大軍,然後天使国,,,喔吔,,,。

  18. 博士,很久了,,,就怕大家研究後,像霍金一样,,,。
    若大家无缺,也无财權遇事後逼迫,,,大慨早已喜悦創造出,,,了,有心人取利,特别会滅知而創造出之人,SO。
    很遠古即有先例,,,了。
    未来是否是軍强造建出,,,??,未知??,貞心。
    很久了,,,就怕大家研究後,像霍金一样,,,。
    若大家无缺,也无财權遇事後逼迫,,,大慨早已喜悦創造出,,,了,有心人取利,特别会滅知而創造出之人,SO。
    很遠古即有先例,,,了。
    未来是否是軍强造建出,,,??,未知??,貞心。

  19. 1.7 thousand people thought this was a video of a constuction worker named Stephen building the boarder wall.

  20. Still great after almost 3 years! I think it will be a great video to place on a political banner in 2020 if he dares to try running on those lying legs!

  21. Big, beautiful, concrete wall with Trump's name on it and flames coming out of the top with coiled razor wire. FCK TRUMP
    I wish Trump's father had been treated as poorly as Trump is treating parents with children who are seeking asylum.

    FCK TRUMP

  22. YOU GUYS ARE ASSUMING TRUMP WILL ACTUALLY PAY THE CONTRACTORS…WE KNOW BY HIS FINANCIAL HISTORY HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY PAY HIS WORKERS.

  23. Someone is already building the war in New Mexico…actually at this time they are finished with the section on private property used with private funds!

  24. Whos gonna build this here wall.We need tons of cheap labor near the Mexican border.hmmmmm.Lets see????
    MEXICANS?????????

  25. it isn't even just a problem of cost. its a massive scaling problem. this project would outpace the US production of concrete. we literally cannot produce enough concrete to keep this project on this ridiculous schedule.

  26. I wallpapered a huge wall when I worked in Sears and they filmed it. It doesn't take that much wallpaper, he's an idiot.

  27. I don't know what world I'm living in right now, but assuming that my puzzle pieces are fitting together making sense in my brain, and I dissed you when I read about your announcement about managing the wall construction, now I want to say sorry for tattling and do you forgive me cause I just got lectured by Sam and jon and now I think you are not on the same page as me. But watching this video is going to put me right into South Oaks, since while you were doing this, I was writing to the president with my shipping container idea and gave Melania a message and called my ex husband who used to pour concrete for a living. I don't know…. were we walking in parallel? Don't worry, I have a thick skin since I worked for Sears in display and construction and was always being judged or criticized and as Jon once said, you have to be able to take criticism to become successful and me and my big ideas and mouth have gotten me into some trouble just like Jon said, but I don't know about you. Were you just the well behaved Catholic boy who was smartass and could say anything and not get caught? Because that's what I had to put up with when I worked in Sears. I tried it a couple of times, and it didn't work so good. I guess we Jews worship the wrong God. So, I am going to twitter you my vision and it's been done in tons of places and very quick and inexpensive.

  28. Trump must do a discount to mexico that is going to pay for the wall jajajajaja!!!!! A 30% is a fair enough I think

  29. shouldnt we make their country so great people dont want to leave?
    like mass expdus of illegal immigrants because mexico is better

  30. The whole point of the wall is to keep people out
    Robert: We can make it a rock climbing wall
    Everyone: 😐

  31. Every time trump talks about his wall it sounds like he’s bragging about how big his cock is. Maybe he’s overcompensating for something just saying

  32. let's build a wall… if Trump is president it means that the majority of the people voted him so the problem is not trump is PEOPLE that are stupid

  33. WONDERING WHAT THE WALL IS LOOKING LIKE NOW. CAN YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO SEE THAT WALL. LET'S SEE WHAT HE REALLY DID FOR THE WALL.

  34. AYE STEPHEN COLBERT, HOST OF THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, SWEAR AN OATH TO MAKE DONALD TRUMP A CLOWN IN MEDIA FROM THE FIRST DAY UNTIL THE LAST DAY OF HIS
    PRESIDENTSHIP. SO HELP ME GOD.
    LIKE IF LOVE THIS

  35. Stephen Colbert has an undeniable air of smugness and arrogance. It makes his comments about Trump seem hypocritical.

  36. From a engineers prospective, i think trump should pay Mexico to build the wall in return to bless the Mexican people and pay them back, because trump doesn't want to get his hands dirty right, while playing in his sand box. with a one way door. trump should paint his side black and the other side with white so we can all paint on the walls and let it all out.

  37. White people: our favorite Mexican food is Taco Bell

    “Breaking news, Mexico not only pays, but builds the wall”

  38. The wall of china was built hundreds of years ago… and even the new and improved section were made of course in China where they don't have the technology or budget if the US

  39. 8/13/2019 And to date not one single piece of new wall have been built yet. The only thing done is repairs/replacement of the broken current was which was approved by the previous administration before Trump. Sorry but it is true. Trump has built less wall than Obama.

  40. Why can't we just have a rock climbing wall on the US side only? Trump would be fine with people going back to Mexico. Lol

  41. Mexico didn't pay for shit the suckers of america paid for it but they are winning when they are coming in by boat and planes build it higher they can still fly in over the wall and by boat around the wall jokes on you suckers of america

  42. Lol. The only person even relevant on that panel is the engineer….what a dolt Stephen is sometimes….an architect? Really? Lmao. Not the go to guy. A guy that runs a concrete business? Solid….an interior designer? Stephen you should be embarrassed.

  43. I guess they could glue steps on to the concrete wall and just climb on over do the same thing in reverse to climb down

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