Hey Richard. David. The Spade-meister. Dave-O-Rama. Making coffee.
Dave. Dude nobody’s making
coffees anymore. Dave. Getting the rich-meister. Oh hey Charity. Charity. Chairstress. Chernobyl.
Charibaby. Chary all right. You know this guy? No I didn’t do five movies
with him. You can do this later.
Don’t worry about it. Chary nice gams, making boners. Whoa, whoa, hey Rich you can’t talk like that around
the office anymore. You can’t harass women.
I mean we had a seven hour meeting about that for HR,
weren’t you there? Right. Not paying attention, eating a panini,
stuffing his face-ster. No all kidding aside,
we’ll all get fired. The place will shut down. No more coffee, no more nothing.
Nothing. All right, lesson learned.
Boundaries maintained. Respect-O-Rama.
Don’t want to be a MeToo-ster. Keeping my job,
staying in my own lane, secretly terrified of women. So all right, Dave making copies
the Dave-ster. No one makes copies anymore. We do PDFs, we do Google Drive,
we do WeTransfer. We have a password
for doing AirDrop. We do everything,
but make copies around here. David. Giving the bad news.
No reason to live. Thinking about hurting himself. Hey Rich? You want to
make some copies with me? Dave all right. Yeah. Press that big
green button buddy, here we go. All right. Lifting it up.
All right. Don’t block my face. Not blocking the star’s face.
Getting his own show. Four nights-O-Rama. Doesn’t like to work too hard,
but he’s doing it. Spend all the money
from the sitcoms. Didn’t say hey,
bought a house in Malibu. The Malibu-ster.
Rather be at the clubs. The Clubster. Hanging out,
hitting on girls in his 50s. The 50-nator.